map $http_user_agent $myindex {
  default /index.html;
  ~curl /ascii.txt;
}

server {
        listen 443 quic;
        listen [::]:443 quic;
        listen 443 ssl;
        listen [::]:443 ssl;
        listen 80;
        listen [::]:80;
        server_name eatfish.png.swee.codes;
        root /var/www/eatfish.png.swee.codes;
        index $myindex;
        if ($do_upgrade) {
                return 302 https://$host$request_uri;
        }
        location / {
                try_files $uri $uri/ =404;
        }
        location /.git  { return 403; }
        ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/swee.codes/fullchain.pem; # managed by Certbot
        ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/swee.codes/privkey.pem; # managed by Certbot
        include /etc/letsencrypt/options-ssl-nginx.conf; # managed by Certbot
        ssl_dhparam /etc/letsencrypt/ssl-dhparams.pem; # managed by Certbot
}