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swee / silly syscall chaos

Last active 5 days ago

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1	#include <unistd.h>
2	#include <fcntl.h>
3
4	int main(void) {
5	int fd = open("meow.txt", O_WRONLY|O_CREAT, 0640);
6	if (fd != -1) {
7	write(fd, "meow :3\n", 8);
8	write(1, "written\n", 8);
9	close(fd);
10	}

swee / gistfile1.txt

Last active 2 weeks ago

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1	~/e> go build -v
2	image/color
3	golang.org/x/net/html/atom
4	golang.org/x/text/encoding/internal/identifier
5	golang.org/x/text/internal/utf8internal
6	golang.org/x/image/math/f64
7	github.com/clipperhouse/uax29/v2/internal/iterators
8	fyne.io/fyne/v2/internal/color
9	golang.org/x/image/colornames
10	hash/crc32

swee / shutup.py

Last active 2 weeks ago

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1	import znc
2	badwords = [
3	":,3",
4	":,,3",
5	":c",
6	":C",
7	":<",
8	"cry",
9	"cries",
10	"die",

Depresst0 / UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Last active 1 month ago

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1	PID | PPID | UID | User | Command | Service
2	----+------+------+-------+----------------------------+---------------
3	54 | 1 | 0 | root | systemd-logind (deleted) | systemd-logind
4	168 | 2 | 0 | root | login |
5	173 | 172 | 1000 | susse | systemd-executor (deleted) |

swee / main.conf

Last active 2 months ago

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1	map "$http_upgrade_insecure_requests:$scheme" $do_upgrade {
2	"1:http" 1;
3	default 0;
4	}
5
6	map $request_method $var_auth_basic {
7	default "Restricted";
8	GET off;
9	HEAD off;
10	}

Depresst0 / slipped

Last active 2 months ago

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1	[11:27:52] [Susse]: so $restart is basically useless cause you SHOULDNT just randomly restart and $stop is better.
2	[11:28:22] [swee]: $restart is still good if one of the alts disconnect due to $ascii
3	[11:28:22] [+MeowNexus]: swee: Restarting bot...

Depresst0 / Literally how.

Last active 2 months ago

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1	[19:49:26] [mrcheese]: +numbers
2	[19:49:26] [@secretary]: Numbers: Get as close as possible to 25 using the numbers 2 100 25 3 2 3 (Using only + - * / and parentheses). You have 45 seconds.
3	[19:49:28] [mrcheese]: 25
4	[19:49:28] [@secretary]: Solved. The winner was mrcheese with 25 = 25. Spot on! It took you 2 seconds.

Depresst0 / ##netizen lolz

Last active 2 months ago

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1	<potter> kepler, I am fully clueless about art, all I know is that it looks pretty
2	<Susse> potter: abstract art: am i a joke to you?
3	<kepler> Susse: someone who spent 3 hours on a drawing: am i a joke to you
4	<Susse> AI: i am a joke to you
5	<kepler> cool, so i am a joke
6	<Susse> wait what

Depresst0 / Pastefrom##netizen

Last active 2 months ago

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1	06:33 PM <Susse> user333_: i DARE you to type /meow
2	06:34 PM <user333_> not here sir
3	06:34 PM <user333_> actually why not
4	06:34 PM * user333_ sighs deeply
5	06:34 PM <user333_> meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
6	06:34 PM <Susse> +give user333_ furry333_
7	06:34 PM <@secretary> user333_: https://lounge.swee.codes/uploads/060502bcb534a236/furry333_.webp
8	06:34 PM <user333_> what was i expecting

swee / 29_freebsd

Last active 2 months ago

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1	#!/bin/sh
2	exec tail -n +3 $0
3	menuentry "FreeBSD" --class freebsd {
4	search --no-floppy --file --set=root /EFI/FreeBSD/loader.efi
5	chainloader /EFI/FreeBSD/loader.efi
6	}